What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:33
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.